Search Anything    
TV GUIDES|LYRICS|PHOTOS|FORUMS|GAMESLOGINJOIN|
 



santa & banta again in General Forums


General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes
santa & banta again
General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

***************************************************
Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!
****************************** ******************
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

***************************************************
Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz
hi kya hai ?

***************************************************Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents
***************************************************
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA

***************************************************
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to
tumhare liye.

************************************************
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

************************************************
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
****************************** ******************
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
****************************** ******************


Posts: 18
Joined: May 19, 2006

Posted On: Sep 06, 2006, 10:02
General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because
they
advertised: 'Free Delivery'



Posts: 18
Joined: May 19, 2006

Posted On: Sep 06, 2006, 10:28
General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes  

ha ha ha ha nice very nice

----------------------------------------------
Posts: 417
Joined: Sep 06, 2005

Posted On: Sep 11, 2006, 06:19

General, Sardar Jokes, santa & banta again, Hindi Jokes ,Chit Chat & General Talks ,Juicy & Sexy Models Photoshoots ,Sardar Jokes ,Blonde Jokes
Valid XHTML 1.0 Strict
Valid CSS!
At Koolkrazy.com our aim is to create the ultimate experience in your quest for Lyrics, TV Guides, Games and more. We measure our success based on the feedback we get from our members and will not settle for anything short of "We had a great time, it was an unforgettable experience".