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The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the Indian zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card as well....

On its first day after arrival in U.S., the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.

Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India.

But the next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food, a bag of bananas was delivered to him.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...the king of Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? What nonsense is this? Why are you delivering only a few bananas to me everyday?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but ...probably you did not know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!'

Moral of the Story ...

Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!
Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!

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Posted On: May 31, 2006, 09:37

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