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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?

Santa: Very long!

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai.

Santa: Hai.

Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.

Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money.

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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?


A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "



A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?



A: Because it was an entrance exam.

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What's Ford?

Santa: Gaadi.

What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

***************************************************Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever

- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

*************************************************** Santa (reading from book of facts):

"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

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Posted On: May 22, 2006, 18:21

  

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This post is for sardar jokes, i am moving it to sardar jokes section :)

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Posted On: May 23, 2006, 11:13